老友记重聚特辑

The best way that I can describe it is, after the show was over, at a party or any kind of social gathering, if one of us bumped into each other, that was it, that was end of the night, you just sat with the person all night long, that was it. You apologized to the people you were with, but they had to understand that you had met somebody's special to you and you were gonna talk to that person for the rest of the night. That's the way it works.

喜欢：

~table read表演竟跟20年前几乎听不出区别

~大家坐在set里唠嗑，还爆了点新的八卦

~一些没见过的Behind the scene

讨厌：

~导演和剪辑都很糟糕

~原剧的guest stars来的太少，戏份更少得可怜。identical hand twin连句台词都不给人家

~BTS Gaga Delevingne Bieber可以滚粗吗气场完全不合

~Interview不知为啥要找名声臭掉的Corden来做，也是尬的一批

真的还不如踏实做一个纪录片，也比一个四不像的variety show强啊

毕业季太过焦虑，一直在看老友记解压。看惯了他们剧里神采飞扬的模样，突然在重聚特辑看到他们垂垂老矣的面容，有种难以言喻地悲凉和难过。

老友记里神采飞扬的那群人，有着强大的自信和对未来的期许，然而每个人都走上了各自不同的方向，有的只被记住了这么一个角色，有的则扬名立万，名流影史。重聚特辑一下打碎了老友记中毫不焦虑的、神采奕奕的那种梦幻的生活，变成了我们随时可见的名利场。

这种落差让我非常难过，就是在告诉我。

这世界并没有伊甸园。

作为看过12 or 13遍Friends的老粉，今天看完Reunion，再次理解为什么它过了这么多年，依然牵制着这么多的新欢旧爱。

最大的成功，一定是这六个人，这么不完美和不真实，却用“喜剧”的表演方式呈现出这么完美和真实的人生。

就如制作团队们所始终津津乐道的选角过程，同样的剧情，同样的故事，同样的台词，却只能是现在的这六个人能演绎出来的：被宠爱却令观众讨厌不起来的Rachel；强势却情感层面丰富的Monica；奇奇怪怪得恰到好处的（此处cue Mike：so wonderfully weird）Phoebe；人见人爱笨得可爱的大帅哥Joey；古板却令人生怜的Ross以及（ B站纪录片中一个细节）连台词本上一句“Okey”都能诠释成一句joke的Chandler。

本以为这次Reunion就是 故意制造 各种煽情的画面与回忆。事实却是我错了。Ross一进公寓的那句“wow”，彻底打破了一切 故意制造。当你十几年都用一部剧来填满空闲的时候，Apartment 20的这一幕，你就知道当时眼泪只不过是身体的机能反应罢了，喉咙里像塞了个正在充气的气球，一直被鼓气。

泪点太多，因为名场面太多。特别是table read的时候，名场面flashbacks与现在的他们画面重叠，他们还是他们！一模一样的他们！连采访时Lisa的bug小插曲，Ross的吼叫听到了Get off my sister的味道，Phoebe的Fxxx 听出了Street Phoebe的感觉！不知道你们看到了吗，Lisa说有几季自己没看的时候，Jennifer和Matt异口同声地说了：I've seen them all！！

但我的致命泪点，是“所有人”的出现。

谁扛得住楼下的Mr Heckles还穿着睡袍上来找你们麻烦？四重唱还是那么好听，太好听了！Hand twin这双手，我不管Joey是真的认出还是节目效果，哭就完事了。Richard那段答录机声音，我居然没有第一时间听出来，要再复习一遍。Janice的OMG！！（其实她只说了16次，在剧里面，你知道吗？）

六位不着痕迹的高超肢体喜剧表演技巧，编剧们在现场围成一团不厌其烦地修改的台词，和匹配演员当下状况（只知道Lisa怀孕的事，原来爱吃果酱的Joey当时真的受伤，今天才知道）甚至贴合现场观众反应而继续的故事线条，造就了老友记没有因为客观原因被砍掉。（这里真的很谦虚）

不能说是本色表演，可是这六个人身上的一些性格特质，这么恰到好处地对等了剧中的六个人，造就了每个人都能担当主角的本领，有多少剧能做到这一点呢？六个主角的戏码吸引着六种不同口味的观众群体，再将他们叠加，这样的chemistry就是神来一笔。

剧终的最后一句台词是，where。

我也很想问你们，如果还想看到你们这样的剧，where？

谢谢你们，给了我们这么多快乐。

最后，如果我是Chandler，那Friends is my Monica。

I am still on Friends time, does that count？

Oh, it counts.

未见其人先听其声之菲比——

Lisa: Oh!

David: That "oh"!

Lisa: This is all I care about.

钱钱的重音梗——

Jennifer: Could you BE any later?

长胖了的Joey和紫色的墙——

Matthew: Look at all of this.

Matt: This is crazy. Does this seem smaller to anyone else? From here to over there.

Jennifer: Doesn't feel smaller.

Courteney: It feels the same for me.

Matt: Does it always purple that wall?

Matthew: Yeah, you've gone crazy.

RR的默契——

Host: How are you feeling to be together, the six of you, right now?

Jennifer: It has been so fantastic and exciting, and we've literally just sort of slip right back, like we uaually do.

David: Really emotional, really fun actually. I felt after the initial shock of just being in the same room together, I think we all just fell right into our same old, kind of joking around, like we are family.

现场拆台小钱钱——

Joey 还在纠结一切都看起来变小了——

Matt: They all seems small to me, the whole stage.

Jennifer: That's impossible though cause we haven't grown.

Matt: That's maybe for you.

Jennifer: Shut up!

楼下的怪老头也回来了！

当年看到角色在剧里去世还挺难过的

时光好像又回到了过去

That's my monkey!

理查德我的意难平——

未解之谜的答案——

仍然是未解之谜

What is Chandlar do for living?

Nobody knows really.

The parents are here!

唯一一次没有huddle，Joey的胳膊脱臼了

Let's do a huddle.

RR's Off-screen romances !

Jennifer: Yeah? I mean... David?

David: Yeah? Yeah I mean... the first season, we... I had a major crush on Jenn. At some point, we were both crush hard on each other, but it was like two ships passing, because, one of us was always in a relationship, and we never cross that boundary, we respected that, but we both...

Matt: Bullshit.

Everyone: Hhhhhhh

Jennifer: NO!

Matt: I'm kidding.

David: It's true.

Jennifer: I honestly remember saying one time to David that it's gonna be such a bummer if the first time you and I actually kiss gonna be on national television. Sure enough. First time we kissed, it was in that coffee shop. But we just channeled all of our alteration and love for each other to Ross and Rachael.

David: How did not everyone know that we were crushing on each other?

Others: We knew, for sure.

David: Great, now, thanks.

David: There was a situation that we couldn't do anything about it.

Courtenty: How great though, ultimately, if you had, and it didn't work out, it would probably not be this great.

Joey: Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

落幕

Marta Kauffman: If this show is about that time in your life when your friends is your family, once you have your family of your own, it's no longer that time, so the show came to a natural end.

Lisa: They ended the show, very nicely. Everyone's life is very nice. And they will have to unravel all those good things, in order for there to be stories. I don't want anyone's happy ending unraveled. Also at my age to be saying like sloppy could stop. You have to start to grow up.

Where is Joey?

Joey 和 Phoebe的神仙友谊——

首先说一下原版和国内删减的几处吧，以腾讯视频版为例：

1.答题环节，莫妮卡说女性有多少个性敏感带，答案是七个。

答题环节

2.菲比唱smelly cat不是唱了几句就结束了，后面出来了lady Gaga拿着吉他一起唱，还有菲比签约公司后MTV中的合唱团也出现了。剧情上照应了菲比当时在咖啡馆和一位有实力的主流唱腔女歌手竞争驻唱失败。人物上lisa扮演的菲比和现实中lady Gaga都曾被看作是“异类”这一人物照应。其实这段呼应非常好，全篇删掉有些可惜。

Lady Gaga

3.删除了BTS的采访，一位成员诉说着老友记对于自己学习英语有巨大的帮助，全员镜头表示我们都爱老友记。

BTS

4.删除了贾斯汀比伯穿着Ross万圣节的“史伯尼克号卫星”服装走秀。

卫星土豆号 Justin Bieber

对于删减，我保持坚决抵制的态度，无论什么原因，看好了，是不管任何原因。

1.作为拿到第一手片源的人、机构、ZF组织，你觉得性话题不好，就剪掉，你觉得某人阐述了对我方不利的言论，就剪掉。看明白了吗，这可是你觉得。

观众要有自己的思考，这种思考是要能看清全貌才能有的。播放过程中我可以“不看”“快进”“看后抵制”，但你不能连让我知晓的权利都没有。

2.没有人喜欢吃一口别人嚼过的饭，尤其是兴冲冲的坐到了餐桌旁，品尝着期待了许久的美食。

/ 个人感受部分 /

不像很多人讲的一边流泪一边看完，我虽然没有流泪，但全程兴奋激动，直到看完旋即二刷。

插一句， 美国可能真的出现了比较严重的社会问题，不管是苹果发布会，还是这种情怀向纪录制作，有色人种和LGBT群体都要被拿来大提特提，都要发声，彷佛这个群体成了社会主流（显然不是）。

幸好只在片子前面有几分钟，不影响整体观感和节奏。

最后，我想说我爱每一位主演，老友记这十季翻来覆去看了很多年，他们已经是我的朋友了。

他们会是我一辈子的朋友。

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2022.2.11更新

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