新贵第一季

好想找剧本来看啊！

以下台词转自：http://wanderingbakya.com/upstart-crow-season-1-wherefore-art-thou-shakespeare/

William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):

“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”

“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”

“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.

“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.

“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.

“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.

“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.

Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:

“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene

“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene

“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)

“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare

“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare

“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)

“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe

“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)

“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom

“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.

“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare

“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare

ep1 不只是罗密欧与朱丽叶，还有仲夏夜之梦和维洛那二绅士那样迅速的“爱情转移” ep2 a play within a play 马洛和莎士比亚的捉刀关系 a girl for a girl's role? that's ridiculous ep3 upstart crow，《终成眷属》中的阶级跃升在现实当中恐怕只是个梦 莎士比亚和Robert Greene的竞争 马洛的a jew of Marita是莎翁代笔？ 《威尼斯商人》里的富有人性（human）的夏洛克，莎士比亚笔下很多角色的人性都是通过反问（rhetorical question）实现的，比如夏洛克、《奥赛罗》里的爱米莉亚、《亨利五世》中的亨利五世。 ep4 虚构作品（无论是戏剧还是诗歌）与现实的关系（莎士比亚是否是同性恋，以及the drak lady的真实身份） 莎士比亚对诗歌和戏剧的态度，诗歌是对诗人情感的释放（艾布拉姆斯的表现说），诗歌将比戏剧更加长存和永恒，莎士比亚因为诗歌不会引起sexual deprivaty而被无罪释放，反观之，诗歌也不会起到教化的作用。zp老师在《莎士比亚，乌托邦与革命》中认为莎士比亚在戏剧中只创造了一个真正意义上的诗人，即《裘力斯·凯撒》里的无名诗人，还被勃鲁图斯哄了出去。而莎士比亚自己也是一位诗人，他对于诗歌的态度是怎样的？这在他的诗中似乎得到了表达，即诗歌是美好的事物永久的保鲜剂，“死神也无法吹嘘将你占有，当你生活在永恒的诗篇中。只要人能呼吸或者眼能视物，这诗便会长存，令你永驻人间”。沛公认为诗人之所以被逐，是因为在错误的时机妄图发挥诗歌（对城邦）的教化功能，而诗歌只需要发挥时代的记录者的作用的作用就可以了 my mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun，对传统情诗过分赞扬情人之美的颠覆，可是在莎剧中，男性对所追求的女性被赞颂成完美无缺的，不存在红玫瑰与白玫瑰的分裂（女性形象的分裂从什么时候开始的？）。

ep 5 也可以写成喜剧的Macbeth

ep6 Kate必须先女扮男装才能男扮女装，女扮男装是莎剧中很重要的桥段，编剧黑了其不合理性，即很容易被识破。对威尼斯商人的改编很有趣。割下一磅肉不准滴血的情节又被嘲不合理哈哈，很多评论家都从是否符合生活常理的角度评价戏剧，比如托尔斯泰，但还是不要太认真啦

超级好看我的天！！对莎士比亚早年创作生涯及其早期作品的解构式表达，黑色幽默到了极致，借古喻今了属于是。各种话题都有涉及，女性主义，英国交通之困境，莎士比亚之谜等等，台词花样百出，截图截到手抽筋😂 剧中最出彩的四个角色全部是女性——女管家凯特，莎士比亚之妻，大女儿苏，还有酒吧女老板。每个女性都是智慧的、勇敢的，相反男性角色都各有毛病，轻佻的，愚蠢的，自大的……嘲讽拉满了。 编剧一定最爱凯特了！凯特是小天使，独立、勇敢、智慧、博学、温柔……所有我能想到的美好品质都能拿来形容她！！！全剧之光！从第一季第一集凯特想做女演员，到第二季最后终于女扮男装演了一回罗密欧，再到第三季我们凯特拥有了想当导演的梦想！真是历经艰难一路成长啊，是小天使无误了！

第4集：十四行诗

葛林的独白Some chink（裂缝） in the armour of his propriety（礼节）. Some lewd scandal, or base crime, With which to dispatch him to the dungeon or the gallows.

solvent没有债务的。 Nailed it.搞定了。 By Jupiter's hairy armpit.（完成了十四行诗集）Iambicpentameter is my bitch. A sonnet is like the idle wind when it bubbleth within, you have to let it out.一首诗出来了，就像泡泡一样，你得让它放出来。

A play is but a puff of air. A player's stinking breath doth give it life, but no sooner is it spoke than 'tis lost amid the burps and fartle barfles of the groundlings. But the published poem lives forever.表现莎士比亚还是最看重诗歌的，所以他自称诗人。 groundling特指没鉴赏力的低俗观众。

The sonnets are what the kids are digging and ever shall. Make the epic verse cycle look so last century.使长篇史诗像是过时。

Young people have such short attention spans these days.借古讽今，真是一句经典。

Don't get clever with me. 别和我抖机灵。

每次经典commuter的抱怨： Coach crash at the Watford turnpike. Well, it wasn't the crash that delayed us, amazingly the local watch clear that up with some efficiency. But all who then pass must slow to a snail's pace to gawp at the wreck.看热闹的不嫌事大。

You are so crap.你真烂。

常用词汇：sirrah小子（sir的缩小版）

posh上流贵族。这个词在英国就是一个核心词汇，是英国社会的总奥秘。本篇中就像罗伯特green。

bolingbrokes就是蛋蛋的意思，有时候也就是：胡说，就好像南京话骂人“卵子”。这部剧经常用。比如第3集，show a pair of bolingbrokes.原因就是这个词其实是英国历史上最有名的战将。

一个最常用的后缀是—ton，经常用在不雅词汇中。第1集就有duffington，smuglington，wankington，bitchington。tosslington，stinkington

going all diddly-doo-dah （over our Kate） 和我们的Kate对上了眼。 Take a shine to you.

夫妻互称： Doll或love，男的喊 Wife。

Bastable=bastard混蛋的意思。arse-mongrel

bloke家伙的意思。对男子的友好称呼，尤用于指称说话人认识且喜欢的男性。同义词有chap，fellow，guy。

第1集：

weirdo怪人。明显是现代词汇的移借。形容词是weird。

A middle aged man with two half cocoanuts down his bodies形容当时男扮女装的演员用椰壳来表现女性性征。

A Complete turnip.傻子怪人。

'tis thy sweet and youthful timbre I would feign here.这里只想借用你甜美青春的音色。

The monosyllabic series of grunts that passes for your conversation.不是那种单音节的粗蠢爆发。

Romantic ingenue(尤指电影或戏剧中的)天真少女（法）

shush(尤指通过“嘘”声或把手指竖在嘴唇上)要某人安静，嘘

Posh birds love a bit of rough.贵妇就喜欢来点粗。

Marry beneath me.下嫁

Up the duffington上了当。

Flowery.花哨的东西。

Ale and pie, a good morrow'd be nice.啤酒加派，一天心情不会坏。莎士比亚的早餐。

Refreshment cart.更新的车厢。

Bechambered hugger-tugger同性恋。

Downy-scrotumed squeakers lack depth.这些阴囊上还长着细毛的二乙子缺乏深度。

Lady acting is illegal.女人不能演戏。

Master Bater（与 Masturbate谐音）这是bottom的笑话。

You are corruptly using your public position To further your own private interests.你在滥用职权，以公谋私。

I now must play nursey, nursey, wipey nosey To a rogering, roistering, student clodhopper.我必须给个乳臭未干的小子当保姆。

His very birth did guarantee him advancement.特权阶层的保障。

insufferable smuglington难以忍受的自大狂（讲Kempe），在我写的角色来源一文中，我讲到了，这个意大利演员是有真实原型的。

Parasitic creature寄生虫。

Oxbridge yobo牛津小伙子（打趣Oxford， Cambridge， Young boys=yobo）

They join clubs called the Burst Ballsack And the Fisted Peasant.牛津小伙子参加的俱乐部都很暴力。 Where they gorge and fight and roger and quaff till they coat the walls with gut-porridge.让我想起了《故园风雨后》的情节。

arse-mongel混蛋 wankington神经质

Her most billowingly flatulent fartle-barthal Be more sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.屁都比阿拉伯的香料香。

the randy little ponce 小矮种马。randy：性兴奋的; 性欲冲动的; ponce：娘娘腔的男人; 同性恋男子

Mistress Sauce Quickly makes your loans tremble and your codpiece cry “woof, woof”. 这位男扮女装的演员能否让你的腰部颤抖，遮阴布疯狂呢？codpiece遮阴布(15、16世纪欧洲男子加贴在紧身裤中，常带装饰)

good e'en, old apothecary晚安，老药商。

Has a spotted cod-dangle And a murky discharge （其实是形容梅毒） 阴囊全是斑点，精液也比较黑。

Good lad, cold, stiff, unbending. Just as a gentleman should be.冰冷坚硬而不屈，这就是绅士所必须的品质。

varsity 牛津和剑桥大学的，形容贵族。 总结一下，这第1集本来是为了介绍角色，没想到却写的非常骚。所以观众大笑不断。

第2集the play's the thing：

A grumpy little bitchington脾气大的小婊子。

A sentence sounds better if you mix up the words a bit.倒装效果好。 It's one of my best tricks.（ word jumbling）

bitch slap 暴打

We need bums on seat. 我们需要观众老老实实坐在板凳上。

My dumplings aren't droopy. I've just got very high belly button.我的胸也没有下垂，只是我肚脐上的纽扣太靠上了。 Quae mihi quia ego stulta..当个无知的女人真羞耻

Selfish bastable自私的混蛋。

A country bumsnoff（bumsnot） fresh off the Coach.一个刚刚进城的农二。 （马洛）royster，酒徒的意思。韦氏词典上说应该拼为ROISTER（engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking） Your name is like a cold sore.冻疮。 It's on everybody's lips.

（说格林）preening supercilious plague pustule得意洋洋 高傲的 瘟疫 脓包

Kid, Nash, Beaumont, Marlowe, Greene都是上过剑桥的。

An oik of Avon.乡巴佬 A town school spotty grotty也是歧视的词语。

a gaggle of snootish paperloins （oxbridge）snaffle all the influence, jobs and cash.上层占尽了好处。

by Saint Cuthbert's codpiece我以圣卡斯波特的阴囊布发誓。 It's bleeding obvious.

Stitch me up like a pair of winter drawers.

第3集。

I need a guaranteed smash to cement my reputation, And sadly, lovey-dovey, smoothie-woochie just ain't gonna cut it.嗲嗲的言情剧做不到那一点。

Hunting Catholics for Walsingham's torture chamber.马洛打击异教徒。这一点请见我的另外一篇角色源头的文章。

This one true pure and divine faith that Henry VIII basically invented so that he could dump his missus and have it away with bonker Boleyn. A romance so spiritually true, pure and divine, that it went from rumpy-pumpy, lovey-dovey, to chopy-woppy, heady-deady in just three years. 概括了亨利八世的婚史。

You've just gotta strut！Carry off tights like that. You're too apologetic, just get out there and show the world that you don't give a damn（tosslington）.马洛的态度论。

而莎士比亚呢？ I crave approval and people sense that in me. So I'm very needy.I want to be liked and so for some dark reason located deep in the humans that people are less inclined to like me. ……What we lack in easy charm, we must make up for with talent and hard work.

Hate my gutlings排水沟，这里意为肚子里的货。嫉妒天才。 His review is an absolute stinkington.毒刺啊。（后面还有 Salty barbs） We contrive to bring the good ones to the notice of our friends while letting the bad ones eat into our souls until the day we die.对待评论。

抱怨印刷对评论带来的影响。 Woe to Albion（英国） that through this new invention Any clueless arsemongle may make his puerile Twitterings known to the world. A groat-worth of wit.（四便士的银币）

conker康克戏，斗板栗(儿童游戏，双方用系在绳上的板栗轮流互击，以击破对方的。有时也翻译成七叶果)Perhaps the British will develop their own autumn traditions, beyond schoolboy conker fights and fireworks on November 5, if climatic changes result in more intense colour. 如果气候变化导致秋叶颜色更浓烈的话，那么，在男孩子们的七叶树果游戏以及11月5日的烟火表演之外，英国人可能会形成自己的秋季传统。

Form fitting tights, everyone will see I've got balls.英国贵族穿的外裤会突出他的阴部。 Go a-prancings in silken tights of figure-hugging Italian cut.（后面有： People will see the contours of your bolingbrokes）

The apparel oft proclaims the man.（ Clothes maketh the man）人靠衣装。 He looked like a massive futtocking cod dangle. 最后马洛得到的《马尔他的犹太人》，确实是记在他的名下的。剧中的出演也确实是这个犹太人毒死了一个修道院的修女。